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Best and lamest posters on ESPN message boards.
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 Posted by Falconsforever on 12.10.09 @ 11:50 am

Rating of the best and worst ESPN message boards posters.

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MrHands
on 12/10/09
nice but rambles on about senseless stuff but he is good to have there
furiousmonkeyobama
on 12/10/09
i cant tell if your queer or retarded
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a drunk queer
zombie
on 12/10/09
Good poster whose liver is on life support
stupidredneck
on 12/10/09
always has something good to say but can sometimes be incoherent due to drunkenness
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
JEEZ ..I Hope this dude doesn't drive
madness008
on 12/11/09
lol at this cum-faced faggot.
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
Product of the Denver school system
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Designated Drunkard.
Palinstankyvag
on 12/13/09
Far from best poster.
gummybear
on 12/14/09
a drunk loser who lives on welfare
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Known him for awhile. I've always liked eye, very enigmatic, mysterious and witty.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
i feel sorry for this loser
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Ok most of the time but when he is a bit too drunk he will act like a stupid kid.
 
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DontHasseltheBeck     Added by Falconsforever
PorkPipeViva
on 12/10/09
loves PM's
bruce_clark1
on 12/10/09
loves PMS
MrHands
on 12/10/09
always has PMS
furiousmonkeyobama
on 12/10/09
epitomizes lazyness of the chair force
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a carwash cunt
bleeddeepblue3
on 12/10/09
The other mother
stupidredneck
on 12/10/09
watch out for the canopy
TexasTitansOilersSB
on 12/10/09
terrorist
Baseballrodent22
on 12/10/09
gags on dicks
Nigeltufnel3
on 12/10/09
Is the fantasy of most guys on the board
exit_here
on 12/10/09
obviously loves me and wants to do the nasty with me, and wants to be my snuggle bunny
sloppyseconds
on 12/10/09
I guess she's alright. Could use a little more self-confidence.
wbharrison79
on 12/10/09
With the primaries now out of the way, figures to be the front runner for November's general (best poster on any world message board) election.
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
spunky + witty
vivaviagra
on 12/11/09
Has a dick longer than I do
PatrickWillis>You
on 12/11/09
totally gags on dick.
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
Flat as cardboard
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
HOPE SHE CRASHES A PLANE AND IT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY BRINGS HER TO A TERRIBLE DEATH
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Probably less hot out of her flight suit, but man would I ever give her a jump.
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
Smart but cocky.
Palinstankyvag
on 12/13/09
funniest poster ever.
gummybear
on 12/14/09
A man pretending to be a girl. Strange and psychotic. Plus, the picture being used is butt ass ugly.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Interesting poster who doesn't take this seriously.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
ragin cvnt who doesnt give bj's. whats the point of "her" existence?
niggerrr
on 1/14/10
shes a man
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Shes ok and one of the original board members
 
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Lo Pann     Added by Falconsforever
PorkPipeViva
on 12/10/09
The way his tight jeans make his balls cradle his cock is kinda like the 8lb 6oz sweet baby jesus in his manger
MrHands
on 12/10/09
wacky
andy9917
on 12/10/09
his mullet looks silky smooth
juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
quirky but likes the original humvee
furiousmonkeyobama
on 12/10/09
rapes children
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
smokes pole
bleeddeepblue3
on 12/10/09
Brother from another mother
zombie
on 12/10/09
Hunter S Thompsons love child
stupidredneck
on 12/10/09
one of the funniest posters we've seen in awhile
Nigeltufnel3
on 12/10/09
Very quick witted and funny
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
Secure male
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
twisted in a good way
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
Tranny
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
AKA "The Chloroform Rapist". Funny guy.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
The kind of guy you laugh at online, but would be creeped out by in real life.
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
Hilarious
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Like I've said 100 times, he's the Ocho Cinco of the boards. Harmless, eccentric and whimsical. If you don't like him then you just are hyper sensitive.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
i want to party with this guy
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
100% shit for brains who needs to stay off his moms emachine.
 
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Falconsforever
on 12/10/09
Welched on his bet last December when Cowboys missed playoffs.
MrHands
on 12/10/09
one of the blatant homers
juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
actually bearable considering he's a conservative cowboys fan
bleeddeepblue3
on 12/10/09
I finally saw the picks.....give this cowboy fan a +
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a cock gobbler
zombie
on 12/10/09
one of the few good cowboys posters
Baseballrodent22
on 12/10/09
can't decide if he is a decent poster or a fucking faggot
Nigeltufnel3
on 12/10/09
My second favorite cowboy poster, we've gotten into it many times.
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
Alizee is a dime
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
LOSER
vivaviagra
on 12/11/09
Needs better taste in women
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
Jerks it off to his mom naked
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
The only good Cowboy poster. The rest are a bunch of douches.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Go back to Texas and stay there.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
The Polish Prince!
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Helps balance the General board when the stupidass fooled liberali's post those threads that Huffington told them too post on a fucking sports board.
 
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PorkPipeViva
on 12/10/09
Viva's rep is dragging you down Bruce
MrHands
on 12/10/09
if it is just a cover for viva have to post no way
bruce_clark1
on 12/10/09
just another viva SN
The_invisible_hand
on 12/10/09
Good guy, doesn't get upset easily
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
loves to swallow your loads
exit_here
on 12/10/09
oh god
sloppyseconds
on 12/10/09
Probably the most photogenic character around these parts
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
Why ??
vivaviagra
on 12/11/09
Farts smell like dick
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOU.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Never trust a man with 2 first names.
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
Viva?
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
okay for a viqueens fan
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
He is just there.....
 
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MrHands
on 12/10/09
Good person and posts football stuff
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
sticks gerbils up his ass
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
VIVA JR. IS PROUD OF PLAYING 3RD STRING H-BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Knows his ish. Could debate any topic, even when he's wrong he's fun to hear from.
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
Good poster and a good person.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Very nice poster. Just wish he would admit when he's wrong! :)
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
tool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Not worth commenting on.
 
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juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
good guy, often truant
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a criminal and a drug addict
DreadfulGreat
on 12/11/09
usually brings it
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
RAPES HIS OWN KIDS. I HAVE PICS
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Good guy who would do anything to help out a lady. Up to and including having sex with them to help them de-stress.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
A great poster who kind of hides beneath all the drama.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
i wear my sunglasses at night = tool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Never heard of this one.
 
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arenasmvp4ever     Added by Falconsforever
The_invisible_hand
on 12/10/09
Very funny guy who doesn't take himself too seriously
MrHands
on 12/10/09
Smart but always has to be right
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
gang rapes goats
zombie
on 12/10/09
whiny cunt
Baseballrodent22
on 12/10/09
dumbass
Nigeltufnel3
on 12/10/09
Posts funny homer Redskin threads
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
Not bad
vivaviagra
on 12/11/09
Has a really loose butthole
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
GREATEST OF ALL TIME. NO LIE, I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN PRESENCE OF A GREATER POSTER
wbharrison79
on 12/12/09
Too often, genius is misunderstood by the masses. Top forum poster without breaking a sweat.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Somebody call the Waaaaaambulance!
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
very smart and honest; not afraid to post anything
bmw12345
on 12/13/09
this guy sucks more dick than CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!! How many players on your team that could become models threads does he make.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
I swear we used to talk on the NBA boards arenas!!! LOL
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
homotool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Thinks he knows wtf he is talking about for some imaginary reason.
 
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edbase
on 12/10/09
Praying he stays at the NBA board...
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
will love you long time in the back of his Honda
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
CHING CHONG YANG. GO EAT YOUR RICE CHINK
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Please leave. And never come back!
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
i wanna doink his wife
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
One of the original board members who still enjoys the boards even though they pretty much suck with the new dip shits we have and a couple of the other idiots that will never go away no matter how many times they get banned and erased (patsnsoxrdumbasastump)
 
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midgar     Added by FalconsForeverSucksAtLists
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is just a retard
Baseballrodent22
on 12/10/09
too easy
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
Brady = system QB...post this and he will respond in less than 10 minutes guaranteed
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
BRADY' S PERSONAL WHORE
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
Just another Fag Pats fan. Loves Brady's cock.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Probably the best debater on the board. Knowledgeable and good at tricking me into saying something I shouldn't and exploiting it.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
I don't call him Middie for nothing. A BFF and the best Pats poster who debates logically and consistently.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
raging homotool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
The reason we all know Tom Brady likes a tiny dick in his ass.......midgar gives it to him 24/7 and is mad that Adam Vinatieri would not join his gerbil fan club.
 
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juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
can't hate on a fellow Packer fan to much but occasionally becomes exceptionally homerish.......can't tell if its an act or not
TexasTitansOilersSB
on 12/10/09
Not sure how to rank this guy. One minute he was having a normal conversation and the next he seemed to be coming onto me. Weird guy.
furiousmonkeyobama
on 12/10/09
awesome poster
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
squats on bowling pins
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
WIGGER
bmw12345
on 12/13/09
Takes it in the ass by CHIEFS
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Who?
 
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GeorgiaGirl     Added by FalconsForeverSucksAtLists
MrHands
on 12/10/09
nice and helpful and takes a lot of shit
juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
seems like a nice girl....sticks with what she believes in and doesn't get to worked up over all the crap she gets
furiousmonkeyobama
on 12/10/09
the new kristyj message board whore
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a $2 whore
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
helped me cook hot dogs...very nice
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
OMG
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
UGLY WHITE TRASH, LIKE ALL OTHER GEORGIA SLUTS. SHIT STAINED PANTIES. I SAW THEM
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
Good poster who takes a lot of crap.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
A sweetheart who gets treated poorly for absolutely no reason. Grow up trolls.
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
the trolls need to lay off this girl
bmw12345
on 12/13/09
another guy saying he is a girl
gummybear
on 12/14/09
a dude pretending to be a chick
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
nice but associates with some real toolboxes (See wky)
PatrickWillisIsGOD
on 2/15/10
Fat Ugly Cunt.
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Needs to just stay in the kitchen.
 
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cieszinski
on 12/10/09
He is mysterious to me ^ +1
edbase
on 12/10/09
The dude with the cat?
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
finger banged his grandmother
sloppyseconds
on 12/10/09
A righteous dude. Once killed a man with his wedding tackle.
wbharrison79
on 12/10/09
--->
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
NEVER HEARD OF YOU
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Who?
smarterthanyou
on 12/13/09
#6? Seriously?
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
yeah, who is this guy?
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
WHO???
 
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edbase     Added by Falconsforever
MrHands
on 12/10/09
sucking off romo right this second
juteuwp2003
on 12/10/09
a cowboys fan and a frat boy........that combo has dou.che written all over it. not bad when not talking about Romo however
zombie
on 12/10/09
scum
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
sticks porcelin statues up his ass
Nigeltufnel3
on 12/10/09
Is a ridiculous homer who can't look at his team or players objectively
sloppyseconds
on 12/10/09
Needs to stop bashing Romo
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
UGLY BEANER. LITTLE PENIS
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
A great poster.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
loves buff men, hence the avatar
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Freebase Texas style.
 
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5.Slow
on 12/10/09
blows his father
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
If i ever retire from ESPN I choose this guy to take my place
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
SECOND BEST POSTER AFTER ARENAS
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
I have no idea who he is, but he has 2 G's in his name.... that makes him special.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
The real gg
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
never heard of him, but i bet hes a tool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Does not exist.
 
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MrHands
on 12/10/09
BOOBS
bruce_clark1
on 12/10/09
hehehe...
cieszinski
on 12/10/09
PorkPipeViva
on 12/10/09
Turn up your heat or you'll take an eye out
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
is a fat cow with a tractor ass
zombie
on 12/10/09
moooooo
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
She has a very large personality
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
I miss her ..........like a migraine
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
THE BEACH IS THAT WAY WHALE >>>>>>>>>>>
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
I'm Rick James bitch! Show me your titties! The milk has gone sour!
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
I loved her. When she left, I killed 12 newborn puppies out of frustration.
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
chubby with chubby booooobs
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Board slut
 
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PorkPipeViva
on 12/10/09
Smells like sandalwood and sex ointments
BoilerUp433
on 12/10/09
Why am I #17 when I have 2 thumbs down and only 3 thumbs up?
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
has herpes
BoilerUp433
on 12/10/09
I told you that in confidence!
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
SILLY WHITE BOY
UltimateSportsGenius
on 12/12/09
Fellow admin on PSR. We rule that shit. Cool youngin in my book.
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
You would be better liked if you weren't a Jets fan.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
J E T S Jets Jets Jets!
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
poser
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
What is this one doing here?
 
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cieszinski
on 12/10/09
Owns a wacky calender +1
bruce_clark1
on 12/10/09
his posts make me hungry
hscer
on 12/10/09
Is it really possible for someone to be that happy?
MrHands
on 12/10/09
T.T.Y.L.
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
eats cock
stupidredneck
on 12/10/09
way too happy
Baseballrodent22
on 12/10/09
rapes children
The_invisible_hand
on 12/10/09
Watch out if he ever stops taking his meds, then you'll see just how happy he really is
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
I caught him on facebook ... he is a fan of waffles ROFL
DreadfulGreat
on 12/10/09
"seems" nice enough lol
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
IF THIS IS WHAT OHIO IS EXPORTING TO THE WORLD...AMERICA IS IN TROUBLE
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Too nice to be allowed.
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Lord Gregory of Cincy :)
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
he likes to masturbate onto little kids
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Blank
 
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cieszinski
on 12/10/09
is a lot more fun since he was exposed to be a closet fruit
edbase
on 12/10/09
Should be at the top...
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
should eat broken glass
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
HE IS A TRUE KING OF THE BOARDS. SHOULD BE WAY HIGHER. ALWAYS TELLS IT HOW IT IS
bennycrux
on 12/12/09
Go Bolts
bmw12345
on 12/13/09
Takes it in the ass from Rivers
vivalasparty
on 12/17/09
Sandy Eggo Homer and a MAJOR BFF! :)
PackerBacker
on 12/21/09
i know its all an act, but still... whata tool
IGOTSKILZ5760
on 2/15/10
Richard Simmons wife.
 
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MrHands
on 12/10/09
good
5.Slow
on 12/10/09
fucks dogs
arenasmvp4ever
on 12/10/09
If I ever saw him I would high five this guy
BrentFvare
on 12/11/09
PIMP