Take a leaf out of the book of those miners and get buried at the bottom of a deep dark hole.

If you are not getting bothered by Christmas adverts will there really be anything to worry about?

In Saudi Arabia Christmas is not celebrated, so you will be safe!

Board your yacht and head for sunnier climes. The sea is a harsh mistress, but it could still be prefferable to last minute shopping.

This is only really practical if you are a bear, or similar animal. If you, then well done on being able to read the internet.