National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quotes

"Grace, you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant." Posted by Roeve

(Clark drinking egg nog) "It's good . . . it's good . . it's good." Posted by Roeve

"And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney . . Posted by Roeve

. . . he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

"You serious, Clark?" Posted by Roeve

"Can't see the line, can ya Russ?" Posted by Roeve

"Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. Added by Schwendy

he'll grab your leg and just go to town."

"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show Posted by Roeve

"Shitter was full." Posted by Roeve

Schwendy
on 12/4/08

Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!!

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas... Added by korey

...Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

korey
on 12/4/08

This quote and the super fast sled are my favorite memories of this movie.

Roeve
on 12/4/08

Good call. I like this one.

"Clark, I'd like to fumigate this here piece of furniture." Posted by Roeve

"Come on boy, let's go find your sister." Posted by Roeve

"Tis the season to be Merry." "Well that's my name." "No Shit." Added by westy563

"And why is the carpet all wet Todd?" "I don't know Margo!" Added by westy563

"Untie this Russ" Posted by Roeve

"Clark, you're scaring me!" Added by jbrabec2