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"Grace, you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant."
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(Clark drinking egg nog) "It's good . . . it's good . . it's good."
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"And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney . .
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. . . he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
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"You serious, Clark?"
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"Can't see the line, can ya Russ?"
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"Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im.
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he'll grab your leg and just go to town."
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"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show
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Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas...
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...Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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"Clark, I'd like to fumigate this here piece of furniture."
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"Come on boy, let's go find your sister."
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"Tis the season to be Merry." "Well that's my name." "No Shit."
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"And why is the carpet all wet Todd?" "I don't know Margo!"
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"Untie this Russ"
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"Clark, you're scaring me!"
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