ENVY - When you can't have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing.

INSPIRATION - Sometimes you just have to seize the moment.

The guy is drinking out of the girl's drink.

TEAMWORK - Share Victory. Share Defeat.

SURVIVAL - When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you

CHANCES - Don't be a p*ssy. This guy seems legit.

CHEAP JOKES - Admit it. You laughed.

COMMITMENT - You would rather finish the race and sh*t your pants instead of stopping for a sec to go to the toilet.

EPIC FAILURE - And that sh*t is permanent.

DAMN - They got smart.

FLYING SHARKS - That's it. We're f*cked.

FATHERHOOD - If you kill the hooker, you can get your money back. (Grand Theft Auto reference)

BLASPHEMY - A ticket to hell has never been funnier.

INEVITABILITY - The knowledge that no matter what you do with the rest of your life, you'll never be as cool as a bull-riding monkey.

BEER - Making people stupid for thousands of years.

IMMATURITY - Some people never grow up.

The poster is a little dark, but one guy can't figure out why the vacuum cleaner won't work.

MYSPACE - Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet.