19 of the Most Popular Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Posted by korey

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Posted by korey

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Posted by korey

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever Added by Schwendy

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Posted by korey

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Added by Schwendy

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Posted by korey

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on 12/22/08

Look at those wiskers!

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Posted by korey

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Posted by korey

Chuck Norris goes killing!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Posted by korey

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Posted by korey

If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names... Posted by korey

...for his left and right legs!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Posted by korey